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Saturday, August 07, 2010 23:13:06
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"A dog can't get struck by lightning. you know why? 'Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. Now if they were giraffes out there in the field, now then we'd have trouble."
- Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs) |
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Sunday, August 01, 2010 19:04:58
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"Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, 'I never liked you, get lost.'"
- Bill McNeal (NewsRadio: Chock) |
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010 19:10:48
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"We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy now and always!"
- Sky Marshal Dienes (Starship Troopers) |
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Monday, July 19, 2010 22:07:26
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"I challenge you... Strike a blow for motherhood! Strike a blow for the American justice system! Put the 'can' back in American! Put the 'ju' back in jurisprudence! Put the 'con' back in the constitution! And put the 'dom' back in freedom!"
- Ned Ravine (Fatal Instinct) |
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010 20:44:14
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"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."
- Dave Barry |
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 08:17:18
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"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever."
- Lance Armstrong (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story) |
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 00:26:45
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"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."
- Hansel (Zoolander) |
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Saturday, June 19, 2010 15:37:20
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"These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print."
- Scott Adams (The Dilbert Principle) |
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 22:07:07
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"Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is. Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, saying 'I'm a hamster...I'm a hamster'. Now that's crazy."
- Dick Steele, Agent WD-40 (Spy Hard) |
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Thursday, June 10, 2010 21:37:34
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Saturday, June 05, 2010 09:13:49
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"Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money." (Video)
- Tim Robbins, as portrayed by a puppet (Team America: World Police) |
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 20:01:31
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"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."
- Joe Cooper (BASEketball) |
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 07:14:59
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:58:14
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